Darwin Nods

From across the state...

ST. PETERSBURG — A young woman trying to make an evening snack ended up at the hospital Monday night after a round of ammunition exploded inside an oven, police said.

Eighteen-year-old Aalaya Walker just wanted some waffles.

What she didn't know was that her friend Javarski "JJ" Sandy, 25, had placed a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven. It's unclear why he would do that.

The gun itself was inside a drawer, Sandy later told police.

Walker preheated the oven shortly after 9 p.m. She heard an explosion a short time later.

She picked fragments of at least one round from her chest and leg. She rode the bus to St. Anthony's Hospital, where she met with officers.

Just another casualty in the patriotic fight against tyranny in this country, I guess. Our well-regulated militia is suffering attacks from all sides, including The Stupid.

Maybe all these people buying guns in preparation for Obama coming by and taking them away is actually a good thing.

As Obalesque always maintains, we need the parking places.




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