Your Morning Sift

Good morning.

Today is New iPad Day. Settle down and enjoy your morning Sift.

A- Beached Miami has your Art Walk Guide for this Saturday.

B- Speaking of art, check out Arterpillar's mid-week synopsis of all things art in South Florida.

C- Obalesque weighs in on Rush Limbaugh and artistic Chicken McNuggets.

The premise for his whole rant is some ancient 1950’s era crap he never grew out of about sex being something dirty that men like and women endure, except for that species of “loose” women whose sexual appetite is the spawn of the devil and marks them as sluts and, prostitutes. Grow up, Rush. Thank Dog, nobody believes this anymore, with the possible exception of social conservatives who find you brilliant, and Santorum righteous.

D- Bark Bark Woof Woof gives his take on last night primary results and looks ahead.

The upcoming calendar, where states like Alabama and Mississippi will vote, is not going to be kind to Mr. Romney. The cable news pundits label the Republican voters in those states as "the base"; blue collar, less educated, more religious. In other words, right wing religious fanatics who refrain from using the n-word because they can't spell it on their posters. And as long as the sugar daddies with the SuperPacs keep pumping money into the moribund corpses of campaigns that should have gone into the light months ago, the slog will go on.

.